I’ll admit it. I play mind games with men sometimes. I do “the tests” I don’t say what’s on my mind. Sometimes I say the opposite of what I’m thinking. Why?Don’t be scared guys. It’s not because we’re all crazy bitches out to punish and destroy men for their cave man- like stupidity. (except when we’re raging) The better you understand the chick psyche the easier it is to escape your moody counterpart the female.
Here are some classic mind games that women play.
Bratty Behavior- You are constantly threatened if she doesn’t get her own way. She acts as selfish and mean as she pleases and expects you to take it.
Why? Maybe you did something earlier that made her feel like crap. She’s punishing you by acting like your the one who’s crap. Did you say you’d leave her once she got saggy? Even if you were joking, it ain’t funny pal.
Do I look fat in this? You poor bastard. You have to be careful what you do and say here. DO NOT change the subject. DO NOT say yes. You will be killed. DO NOT say of corse not dear. You look skinny. Although that’s how she would like to look in that, she really knows she looks fat.
Why does she ask anyway? Because she wants to know that even if gets fat and old, you’ll love her anyway. The best answer is ” Baby, you look sexy in anything. I love you” Show no fear and act lick you mean it. Good luck.
She wants all your money! She wants expensive dates, she wants you to flip the bill, she wants you to shower her with gifts.
WHY!?This is tricky sometimes. There are women out there that are hunters just like men. But instead of sex they hunt for cash! But not all of us are selfish gold diggers. Women like getting gifts from men because it’s symbolic of providing. Our guy can bring home the bacon. We still want generous guys that spoil us, even these days, when women are working just as hard as men. ( that means we have to spoil every once in a while too!) In a women’s head, if men are willing to spend there hard earned money on us, then they actually care. We aren’t some cheap whore.
Most of the reasons women behave badly to men is insecurity. Men can be mean. In past societies we’ve been treated like domestic appliances, with no rights at all. We’re afraid that if we don’t act offensive, we’ll become subservient again. Women hate being taken advantage of men. It’s kind of like how African Americans have a right to hold grudges on white people.
The second biggest reason is we’re afraid you’ll get away. Women know what men want. They want young hot perky ass. And we’re insecure that our guys will leave us for something better. We know that men are always horny and they like diversity. ( that’s why we like getting makeovers all the time. So we look like a different girl!)
There are many more mind games that we play. I’ll give you more of them next time… um I think you know why! Just kidding. I have to go indulge in chocolate now. Can you guess why?